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Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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baseball cards

What every little boy collects at one point.
Get Jared Weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they'll be worth a fortune!
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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Baseball Junkie

Someone who is in love with baseball. These people are the ones that eat & breathe baseball. If they didn't have baseball they would die(metaphor). They are probably the type of person that would laugh at you if you didn't know how to play. That is okay though because they would be willing to teach you.
Babe RuthBaseball Junkie
by Kico(taco boy) December 4, 2013
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baseball wife

A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.
That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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baseball furies

A extremely tough and badass gang in the warriors movie and video game. They are very skilled at using baseball bats as weapons and they dress up in baseball uniforms and wear face paint. They are also very quiet. The basic soldiers wear white outfits, while the lieutenants wear black outfits. Another noteworthy feature of the base ball furies is that the members' nicknames are inspired by baseball players (Ruth,Mickey,Cobb,etc). The leader of the baseball furies is a large,silent, muscular man known as Cobb. Cobb dresses up as an umpire and uses two baseball bats that are taped/tied together as a surprisingly destructive weapon. The baseball furies are known,respected, and feared as one of the toughest gangs in all of NYC (in the warriors movie and video game of course).
Ajax: I'm going to shove that baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle.
Baseball Fury Soldier: *Shows off with his bat*

baseball furies
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 18, 2010
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baseball special

When a man goes in for a wax.
Could you give me the baseball special?

Excuse me?

The bat, the balls, and the dugout
by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019
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baseball sex

When your partner or mate pulls down your due-rag over your eyes and beats the shit out of you
Lloyd why do you have bruises, Benny and I had Baseball Sex last night.
by big s67 August 24, 2019
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