mall balls

a sweaty, swampy undercarriage that results from long walks through the mall. produces discomfort, especially if victim also suffers from swamp ass

Rick: Hey Lay Up, you wanna go jogging?

Lay Up: Sorry bro, I just got home from shopping. I gotta shower up and rest these mall balls for awhile.

by Uncle Rick Rude October 12, 2009

cold as balls

1.)describes really cold weather. It's so cold your balls feel like ice.

It's cold as balls out here.

by Mike B44 February 15, 2006

Chillin Balls

Chilling, or relaxing, to an extreme amount.

"Yo, dude what are you up to?"
"Not much.. just chillin balls, man"

"Dude, come over later.. we can chill balls"
"Yeah we can chill so many balls"

by ajlevy January 12, 2010

Ukranium Balls

testicles made of the toughest material in the world

That guy jumping onto the Russian tank and raising the blue and yellow flag needs a wheelbarrow for his Ukranium balls.

by Had2thinkawhile March 5, 2022

Balls

A redneck measurement of power. The equation is (Bhp + ft-lbs torque)/22.8.

Billybob: My truck has got some major balls!
Bubba: How many?
Billybob: Well, (325 hp+450ftlbs)/22.8= 34 balls!

by Ganjaninja1031 July 4, 2016

Ballsaque

1. A netball team of saque-loving ladies with exceptional ball skills.

2. French word that translates to 'catching balls'.

Look at the ballsaques tossing their balls around!

by Laggers December 18, 2011

ballsed

The result of something that's gone wrong, broken, tired out or messed up.

'Oh man, my cell phone doesn't work anymore. It's ballsed.'

by Scarletrocket December 13, 2014