a pop rock singer who claims to be punk
i dont like her personly
however, someone who likes her may not be a poser, only if they claim to be punk by listening to her
i dont like her personly
however, someone who likes her may not be a poser, only if they claim to be punk by listening to her
four people in a park: avril listener called linda, poser called jordan, guy who accuses people of being poser called hans, and a true punk called johnny-sid
hans: wat ya listening to guys?
johnny-sid: ramones
hans: woo u cool guy!
jordan: good charlotte!
hans: kool
linda: avril lavigne!
hans: haha you f*cking poser! u try to be punk by listening to avril! haha
linda: actually i want to be myself, not punk! i listen to her because i like her! jordan is a poser now!
jordan: wtf? just cos i is listening to good charlotte? they is well punk innit, just like me!
johnny-sid: no, listen to some real punk you loser! like the clash!
jordan: who the hell?
johnny-sid: just get over it, linda is not a punk, she dosent try to be punk! i respect that! but you jordan try too hard. so u and hans can go off to claires accessories!
*they walk off ashamed*
linda: cheers dude
johnny-sid: its fine, at least u dont try to be punk! ur urself and i like it!
ze end
i just made that story up, but it could be real!
hans: wat ya listening to guys?
johnny-sid: ramones
hans: woo u cool guy!
jordan: good charlotte!
hans: kool
linda: avril lavigne!
hans: haha you f*cking poser! u try to be punk by listening to avril! haha
linda: actually i want to be myself, not punk! i listen to her because i like her! jordan is a poser now!
jordan: wtf? just cos i is listening to good charlotte? they is well punk innit, just like me!
johnny-sid: no, listen to some real punk you loser! like the clash!
jordan: who the hell?
johnny-sid: just get over it, linda is not a punk, she dosent try to be punk! i respect that! but you jordan try too hard. so u and hans can go off to claires accessories!
*they walk off ashamed*
linda: cheers dude
johnny-sid: its fine, at least u dont try to be punk! ur urself and i like it!
ze end
i just made that story up, but it could be real!
by revive-real-punk June 20, 2007
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A word that Avril-Haters made-up to make fun of Avril Fans, because they can't actually have a real coversation about why they dislike her.
INSTANT MESSAGE:
x_Lexxie_x : ...Well, I'd have to say that Avril's my favourite artist.
!@#$%AVRIL_SHOULD_DIE!!!!@#$% : WHAT?!?!? LYKE, OMG!!! U r SUCH an AVRILITE!!!
X_Lexxie_x : A WHAT? Is that all you're going 2 say? Why do u even hate her so much?
!@#$%AVRIL_SHOULD_DIE!!!!@#$% : Well...I...uh...
!@#$%AVRIL_SHOULD_DIE!!!!@#$% has signed off
x_Lexxie_x : ...Well, I'd have to say that Avril's my favourite artist.
!@#$%AVRIL_SHOULD_DIE!!!!@#$% : WHAT?!?!? LYKE, OMG!!! U r SUCH an AVRILITE!!!
X_Lexxie_x : A WHAT? Is that all you're going 2 say? Why do u even hate her so much?
!@#$%AVRIL_SHOULD_DIE!!!!@#$% : Well...I...uh...
!@#$%AVRIL_SHOULD_DIE!!!!@#$% has signed off
by nickchik May 1, 2006
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Get the Avril Lavinge mug.A candadian pop singer who pretends to be "punk" or "rock" because her record company want to sell more albums.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.
Avril: "I'm a skater punk who writes guitar driven rock"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"
by Heather March 13, 2005
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