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antisocial networking

A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.
Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?

Mike: I'm antisocial networking.

Janet: I'm impressed.
by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013
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Autism

What the Internet thinks: A disease that makes you permanently retarded.

Reality: A disorder of the brain present at or shortly after birth that makes socializing more difficult. People with autism appear to be socially awkward and tend to get overwhelmed easily (See "Sensory Overload). As tempting as it may be to poke fun at them, that is exactly what you SHOULDN'T do. All they want to be validated and understood by other people.

Being a disorder that affects the brain, there is no way to "fix" autism. But we don't need to. You can still live a normal, possibly highly successful life with autism. Many famous scientists were autistic, and even some singers such as Marty Balin of Jefferson Airplane were autistic.
The only people who can understand autism are those who have autism.

April 2 is Autism Awareness Day in the US. Wear blue to show your support!
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 14, 2021
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Autism-Jizzum

When that one guy from school who has more learning disabilities than you have skin cells finally gets laid and the girl doesn't realize how fucked up he really is until he orgasms.
Linda: "I was totally fucking Brent and it was great until he came. Then he was clapping his elbows together and trying to lick his shoulder. It was total Autism-Jizzum!"
by Horizonborne May 25, 2018
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autisimism

literally me and blaine. my twin.//the overboard autism//when you are overly autistic you cant even be called autistic anymore
“damn bro i see why they say we have autisimism” “yea, we literally just shit on your mom”-cadence/ blaine
by cadencealizabeth June 22, 2019
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Autismobile

Bumble bee is an autismobile.
by Bradcxll April 11, 2019
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Autismgating

To bottleneck access to a game feature, typically by requiring a certain stats or level achieved
The new level 40+ XL candy update for Pokemon GO must have the spergs shrieking in some of the most egregious Autismgating I've ever seen.
by Kompress0r November 30, 2020
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autismatron

Being a fucking idiot, like asking what 2+2 equals and saying 3. An autismatron is when a person is unintentionally being a fucking autistic ass hole
Bob stop being such an autismatron
by JIMMYBOB109 January 1, 2021
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