Applesauce

a cum stick where you grab it by its cock then suck on it and be like UUUUUUUUUUUUUpoooo

I eat applesauce on my cock

by ballsackplayer22 December 28, 2020

Applesexual

It isn’t real, you aren’t sexually attracted to apples

‘Oh I don’t like you because I’m applesexual!’ ‘You can’t be sexually attached to apples You aren’t sexually Attracted to apples!’

by https..haru_is_pan April 24, 2021

AppleNurse

Noun
AppleNurse is a celestial being in America

"I pray to AppleNurse daily

by gurg__ July 14, 2021

Appease the pickle

Pickle is a word for dick. That’s it.

Girl: “hey babe, want me to appease the pickle?”

by Bubbhippo January 10, 2022

applesus

apple is sus

applesus is sus

by ijhgfcxd January 24, 2022

applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

applesauce pudding

What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.

They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022