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American car 

Something that no longer exists, and hasn't for a long time. Many of the cars produced "Big 3" (Chrysler is now owned by Italian company Fiat BTW, so it's really the big 2 now) are made in Mexico or other foreign nations, while Toyota, BMW, and other foreign car companies have plants in the U.S. Either way, the majority of the parts in the car come from Japan, China, and Korea anyway.
Chevy Owner: "Junk that Beemer and BUY AN AMERICAN CAR!
BMW Owner: "That piece of shit Cobalt was made in Mexico, my 325i was made in South Carolina."
American car by A.C. Sativa March 10, 2013
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american gods 

An awesome book about America written by an awesome british dude. There's a Leprechaun who's addicted to heroin, and a gay genie cab driver. I know this definition sucks, just read it.
"Just finished chapter one of American Gods and a Hooker ate a dude with her vagina, what the fuck?"
"Yeah it's pretty weird."
american gods by wsedtrfyguhio November 24, 2013

American 7 

When a guy/girl is a 7/10 in America, but when they're abroad they're a 5/10 because people elsewhere have better grooming habits/workout more/care about appearance more.
"See Elliot is an American 7, but maybe like a German 4 out of 10 in terms of hotness"

Secret American

1. A person of another nationality besides American who is infatuated with American culture and owns American products such as a Ford Mustang or a cowboy hat. They will probably deny being such, but their possessions and pop-culture preferences reveal otherwise.
2. Top Gear U.K. presenter Richard Hammond.
"If you live in England but own a Stetson, Mustang and a Harley Davidson, you might be a secret American."

Radical American 

Typically a racist American, may also be sexist and/or xenophobic. As well as thinking USA is the only good country.
Dude, hes just a radical american, lets go, not worth it.
Radical American by Atmoman75297 November 22, 2016

fake American

This flag-hugging and traitorous dipshit President is a straight-up fake American!
fake American by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

The American School System 

The American School System is flawed. Very flawed. Kids are not getting enough sleep and they are developing anxiety disorders.
The American School System needs to improve.