Almost Single

when a person is in a relationship that will end but neither party wants to do the dirty deed of breaking up the relationship but both parties know its over.

You're almost single because You and your significant other don't speek anymore, you don't even know what they're doing anymore and you don't care and your significant other feels the same, but no one will say "okay this is getting ridiculus, lets just be friends"

by TateBreakable April 1, 2008

Altoids Disease

Altoids Disease is the cause of sudden lapses in higher brain function causing moments of mild to severe, both physically and mentally, retarded actions. This disease was first noted in 2002 during a mild bout of hypochondria, when it was suggested that the only thing wrong was the person was they were suffering from extreme stupidity,, thus Altoids disease was born.

When you do something very dumb for no apparent reason you are suffering the effects of Altoids Disease. This can be something as simple as tripping over your own feet,, to doing anything cause it seemed to be a good idea at the time.

by Mr. Stinky Pants July 11, 2009

Almost boyfriend

An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move

Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?

You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend

Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away

by Oliviaxbae March 29, 2015

Almost Gay

When one male almost does something suspect AF, but is quickly corrected.

"Bro your zipper is undone."

"That's embarrising."

"Don't worry, I got it."

"Hold the fuck up! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."

by Fancy Colt March 10, 2017

Alton

A very cute guy who short but is nice and mean and will stay loyal to women and will not cheat. He is smart and very sports like. Loves to joke and play but when it comes to family and friends he's serious. Girls this is your best life choice

Alton is soo cute but smart and shirt

by Litboii236 July 16, 2017

Almost Porn

Softcore pornography either in video or image form that does not show penetration, and usually has very brief shots of both the male penis or female vagina. There are also no cumshots for either partner shown on camera. You may often find these types of videos on Cinnemax or HBO2 late at night.

Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn

by ACG2x January 6, 2004

Altocalciphilia

Altocalciphilia is the sexual fetish for high heels

"Why is Dave wearing high heels?"

"Didn't you know? He's Altocalciphilia. That's his thing."

by Niji February 4, 2014