Allessandro

Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with a allessandro. Usually has blue eyes, and dark blonde hair. He cares too much of what people think and tries to please everyone. If you find yourself being crushed on by a allessandro consider yourself lucky because he will treat you with the most respect and care unlike anyone else would. He will never stop trying to make you smile and he will always be there for you no matter what. He is a gentlemen, he asks you how your day was, holds the door open for you, and always treats you with respect. So if you have a Sandro, he is a keeper and don’t let him go.

Guy: I wish I was an allesandro

Girl: I want to be with allessandro.

by Allessandro May 29, 2018

Alescandro

A bastardization of the name Alejandro. It's a name to give to any hispanic person that embodies any Mexican stereotypes, or just anyone who smells like menudo. However, this cannot be thrown around lightly. It must become the person's name. It's not a term, it's a name. It must be pronounced "Al - ee - skon - drow", as opposed to a correct Spanish pronunciation.

Hey, Alescandro. What's up?

by Chavz July 20, 2007

alcestis

Alcestis is a 25 year old CypriatGreek/Greek girl who is still in her adolescence. After dating her a few weeks you will find out that her real name is actually spelt Alkistis and she doesn't like that version of the name.

If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)

Alkistis: Hi, my name is Anya!! (she walks away)
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.

by Regina Phalange Tribute September 13, 2018

Alessandro

Alessandro is the hottest guy on the earth! Best boyfriend ever! My world would be nothing without him. Allessandro reminds me of looove. So sweet!!!!! My friens are always like Alessandro heart me. Loving it

I love Alessandro

by Sofiarra123 December 17, 2018

Alester

An amazing person with an adorable face. A caring and gentle friend who’s always gonna be by your side to either do something stupid with you or to clean up after you’ve done something stupid. Alesters love animals and will fight you if you’re mean to one even though they are too soft to fight. They always make sure there’s enough good snacks and smirnoff at big parties. They are very gay and don’t give two shits about homophobes. They also have an amazing sense of humour PERIODT. They hate people but they still manage to make many friends. They usually have a best friend who’s just as chaotic (if not more chaotic) as them and who’s gonna be talking to the cashier for them when they need to pay for something or embarrassing them in public. They are very shy but as soon as you get to know them they are amazing people.

Girl 1 : "Yo that antisocial kid next to that really loud weirdo is looking at me funny"

Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"

by noemiebutyouresayingitwrong March 12, 2020

abless

Abless is a sweet girl who got a tight puss puss, she's pretty cute and got a really nice ass she the type of girl that makes you think "why hasent she texted me back , am I really that ugly?" she's funny, caring , and an all around hottie that anyone would be blessed to have

Caren: Say my name
me: ugh abless that puss puss so tight

by zackfranks September 6, 2016

Alessandro

Alessandro is great caring okay looking person who is very loyal and always has his cock shaved. He is gonna have a big crush on a girl and they gonna date for a while and he always gonna have his cock shaved.

Hey Alessandro I wish I had a bf like you

by Guache October 22, 2019