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Albert Lea, Minnesota

A small town in southern Minnesota filled with nothing but pot heads, meth heads, and sluts.
Me: Dude, do you live in Albert Lea, Minnesota?
Friend: Yes?
Me: You poor thing, you..
by pipsqueeky6 August 7, 2012
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Albers!

A term referencing disgust, anger, or frustration. Can be used instead of Fuck, Shit, or other expletives. Is a good substitution for swearing, especially around children.
The Patriots lost the Super Bowl? Dammit Albers!

I'm getting laid off? Albers!
by Y! Dirty Bomb July 14, 2009
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Abbey

A girl who is very short, beautiful, crazy and GAY.The kind of girl that gets stared at by everyone, and honked at thinking *WOW* obvioulsy because she's FAF. Everyone loves this bitch , might not be the sharpest of the lot but yeah she'll always be there for you. Never ever will this girl make you upset it's impossible for her . Abbey is the girl you need when your crying , she'll make you forget what or who your crying about. Gorgeous brown hair, tans amazingly , english though not to be confused with spanish or latina. Abbey falls for the wrong guy and rejects the good ones, . All the girls want to be her because of her amazing beauty yet she still calls herself ugly. This girl can make anyone giggle with just one word. , no idea how she does it. To be honest it's hard to be depressed with her around she's a sex goddess YOU NEED TO HAVE AN ABBEY BESTFRIEND OTHERWISE YOUR LIFE IS NOT COMPLETE.
girl: omg why is abbey so damn beautiful I wish I was her
boy: dammmnnn abbey looks fine
stranger: OMG who is she ?! i'm gonna stare at her awesomeness.
by rawr like a lion November 23, 2010
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albert pujols

Accomplishments:
* 2005 National League MVP
* Five-time All-Star (2001, 2003-06)
* Pujols has finished in the top four in the voting for MVP of the National League every year of his career, winning once (2005) and coming in second three times (2002, 2003 & 2006).
* National League Batting Champion, 2003
* Only Ralph Kiner hit more home runs (215) in his first five seasons (2001-05) than Albert (201).
* Named to Major League Baseball's Latino Legends Team in 2005 as the starting first baseman.
* First Cardinal Home Run in New Busch Stadium9
* Became the 35th batter to hit four homeruns in four consecutive at-bats, and the 20th batter to hit four home runs in four consecutive plate appearances, on April 16 and 17, 2006.
* Holds the record for most home runs in the month of April with 14 in 2006.
* Became the fastest player in Major League history to reach 19 home runs in a season, doing so on May 13, 2006.
* Became the third-fastest, after Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire, to reach 25 home runs in a season, doing so on May 29, 2006.
* Became first player in MLB history to hit 30 home runs in each of his first six seasons (2001-06).
* Became the 16th batter to hit three home runs in a game twice in the same season in 2006 (04.16 & 09.03).
* 20 of his 49 home runs accounted for the game-winning RBI in 2006, breaking Willie Mays' single-season record set in 1962.
* 2006 World Series Champion.

Awards:
* Rookie of the Year, 2001
* Three-time Silver Slugger (2001, 2003-04) (Note: Pujols has won a Silver Slugger at three different positions: First Base, Third Base, and Left Field).
* National League Player of the Month for both May and June 2003 and for April 2006
* Hank Aaron Award, 2003
* TSN Player of the Year, 2003
* NLCS MVP, 2004
* National League MVP, 2005
* Gold Glove Award at first base, 2006
"In the air to left field, and Pujols has given St. Louis the lead! A dramatic, towering, three-run home run! Stunned in disbelief here in Houston. … How about Albert Pujols!"
-Thom Brennaman on Pujols 9th inning 3-run homer against the Astros, Game 5 NLCS
by pujolsrolenedmonds52715 December 14, 2008
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alberlin

A beautiful girl on the inside and outside. This name is extremely rare just like how she is as a person. An extremely rare personality. There’s no one like Alberlin. Alberlin loves to sing and dance. She may not be the best at dancing but you’ll have so much dancing with her. Her voice is of an angel and she would be able to serenade you to sleep. Alberlin is also a very sexy lady who is amazing in bed😉. In conclusion, Alberlin is an amazing person overall.
An Alberlin in my life would make my life better.
by JoseKiller666 January 8, 2018
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Abbey

Abbey is a kind loving person with a big heart. She strives in sport,dance and all other activities she takes part in. She is very flirty and likes to get boys attention.
Don't u wish u were like abbey
by Wildkid9696 May 29, 2018
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albert tatlocks

She wouldn't fancy now if she saw you wearing your Albert Tatlocks
by Xipin Hai May 14, 2019
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