Absolute Unit

Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.

I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.

by Mr. Obelisk December 3, 2018

absolove

(ab-so-love) (v) : the act of "absolutely loving" something
(c) the guy in the bowtie may 14, 2011

omg, i absolove this stuff

by guyinthebowtie June 8, 2011

absolutively

certain

do you like girls ? absolutively !

by PompousDeviant December 5, 2011

absolon

a man with this last name has a great sense of humour and knows how to treat a girl. he also has a dick the size of godzilla.

milton absolon is great in bed.

by Darkwolf5x October 23, 2017

absolute chonker

(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.

Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?

Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.

by ThisOnesForYouLucasAndIzzy November 15, 2019

Absolute cunt rocket

Disabled dan

You know that kid that can’t actually do anything on a bike? Just crashes on flips? Ah yeah that absolute cunt rocket? Yeah that’s him, disabled dan

by Skinupp December 31, 2019

Absolute Gäri

A female who is objectively attractive by all measures of the word.

Ohhh damn man that’s a 10.

Yeah bro she’s an absolute gäri

by Rådet ™ February 21, 2020