axe wound

a large meaty vagina

looks like its been hit by a broad axe

by Mark July 30, 2004

axe rapist

1. One who rapes, primarily with an axe.
2. Sludge hammers also an axe rapist tool.
3. Usually found in the woods of Northern Minnesota.

I wanted to be an axe rapist for halloween, but I couldn't afford the cape.

by smallzilla January 16, 2011

ice axe

An axe used by mountain climbers for cutting footholds in the ice.

Can be referred to as a weapon.

1.
Mountain climber: "Hey man I like your new ice axe. Much better than my old rusted one."

2.
Idiotic maniac with an ice axe: "Hey look there's someone to kill. I have a weapon. Maybe I will kill that person because I have a weapon."

by sdc29 July 18, 2006

Bad Axe

A city in lower Michigan.

She was born in Bad Axe.

by Weiners123 August 25, 2008

Axe Wound

Vagina, some damn kids told me!

Man, I wouldn't mind gettin in her axe wound.

by ohmy November 9, 2004

Axe Dragger

Extra-butch lesbatron.

Damn, look at that axe draggers buzz cut and flannel.

by Mikevankevich May 6, 2011

axe to grind

To have an ulterior motive, especially hidden behind a friendly demeanor. From a story attributed to Ben Franklin and later Charles Miner, in which a friendly stranger asks a youth for the use of a grindstone to sharpen his axe, but tricks the youth into doing all of the work.

"When I see a merchant over-polite to his customers ... thinks I, that man has an axe to grind."

by Elemenopy Queuarestes June 10, 2018