Arctic Mushroom

When a guy is sleeping without blankets, and the temperature is very cold. His penis head is sticking out of the fox hole resulting in an Arctic Mushroom

"Dude, It was so cold last night and I woke up this morning with the worst arctic mushroom!"

by Dj cold penis December 30, 2011

actionhead

One that requires the need for extreme action, in all media types ( movies, games, life, etc) Someone who loves to see intense explosions and mayhem, they tend to dislike books, and they're usually impatient.

Guy: I'm going to go on a bike ride
Actionhead: I'm going to go on a bike ride with guns and explosions in the background
Guy: Right on, actionhead.

by Jace562 January 6, 2014

arctic blaster

A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle

It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster

by Special Daniel December 20, 2014

Active Dick Face

The male equivalent of resting bitch face . When a man is so annoyed by a conversation that it's visible on his face.

"Did you see the expression on Tim's face? "
"Yeah, with that active dick face everyone knew what he thought of that bullshit story!"

by toki_wartooth June 30, 2016

ActimusPrim

The OG Optimus Prime. What a rip-off!

I am ActimusPrim. Go and kys.

by kysminfin pls die February 16, 2017

active nap

Used in retirement communities as code for an orgy that occurs during what is regularly scheduled naptime.

Hey Burt, I heard Bernice and Ethel are gonna be at the active nap after lunch. Got any extra Viagra?

by A Rez October 7, 2018

Facebookly Active

Spending a ridiculous amount of time on Facebook posting comments and using apps, so that you pop up on news feeds multiple times.

Cindy is so Facebookly active; I'm constantly seeing her on my News Feed.

by grovecityfan January 19, 2009