Lilo x Aladdin is so sexy. Someone should make a video, drawing and a fanfic and POST IT ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sexy Street Mouse November 9, 2012
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by Siin August 15, 2016
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"Hey could I have a bite of your food? I haven't eaten all day I'm starving."
"Hell naahhh"
"You're being a real Aswad right now"
"Hell naahhh"
"You're being a real Aswad right now"
by Morpheus97 December 20, 2016
Get the aswad mug.To successfully perform an Aladdin's Cave, the man must first find a suitable candidate. A female that has suffered with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) for a number of years will suffice.
The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.
At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.
The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.
The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.
At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.
The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.
by aladdinscaver May 7, 2017
Get the Aladdin's Cave mug.Asjad is a boy name originated from South Asia or Arabia and the are good friends.They will destroy you in fortnite.
by The one who must not be named June 28, 2018
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Man, this model I just created is so fucking cool. It is definitely an Alladin. This is a whole new world. People are going to love it.
by Mountainmanreese October 20, 2016
Get the Alladin mug.A beautiful and handsome being that is a god among mere mortals. The amount of wisdom and cultural knowledge he possesses will kill any mortal attempting to learn it all. Through his millenea of meditation and training he has become the most powerful fighting force known to man, knowing all forms of martial arts and the ability to control anyone with his enchanting voice
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