Anked

When you are naked but keep your socks on.

"Dude i'm naked." "Do you have socks on?" "Yeah." "You're anked."

by dynodave October 10, 2009

askey

Generally somebody who has a nose over three quarters the size of their own head.

or

Somebody who sees themselves as the most macho of men but fails to see that they are inferior to most of the human race.

"Dude have you seen the size of that guys nose"
"fuck me hes an askey"

by Fluffy Muff 69 April 18, 2007

Be assed

When a person cannot be bothered doing a task that is given to them. It is used when someone wants to remind on there backside/bum/ass. Hence the expression "Be assed"

Most of the time it is used in Liverpool, England.

"Go to the shop for me please"

"Be assed!"

by AdamLeeB October 18, 2011

asmeda

V. The act of placing recently expelled or "fresh" human feces into both ears of ones sexual partner. Then clapping hands over the partner's ears and yelling peanut. This is a variant to the wet willy, and often used in Angola.

N. A lady who enjoys showing her ass often.

"Did you even asmeda your girl last night, bro?" -Bro1
"Are you talking about that bitch from Edina?" -Bro2
"No, she is from Angola" -Bro1

by xXemogurrrrl24Xx July 2, 2014

pointy-assed

When you're so uptight your asshole is inverted and points at others with judgement and prejudice.

Don't let that pointy-assed broad tell you anything, just be yourself.

by PartyDown904 December 27, 2016

Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018

r/AskReddit

More popular than the app itself. Every question is either about sex,or some karma whore asks "*insert generic job* of reddit,*insert generic job related question"? For the 134th million time that day alone. That subreddit used to actually be the shit,like 10 years ago. The people active in r/AskReddit community are the equivalent of tiktok's girls that dance or lip sync while drinking starbuck

Person 1: Hey bro,i just asked the medical staff of r/AskReddit what's the worst thing they had to take care of! I can't wait to read 2 responses and then flex with my karma
Person 2: Honestly,fuck you.

by N3cr0sis_ February 12, 2022