asian kid

Asian kid is the name given to anyone of asian/pacific- islander decent (even half asians) Mostly used in dominantly caucasian communities where half the population can be found shouting "COME HERE ASIAN KID!" or "WE LOVE ASIANS."

I should know, I'm one of those asian kids.

Anyways, asian kids are thought to be extremely smart. Math especially. But often times, we're all just blonde asians.

Oh, and don't tell us to "open our eyes" or to "wake up." You blind fools, our eyes are open. Not all asians have "asian eyes." And even those who do, we CAN see out of them, dipsticks.

Asian kids are often loved simply because they're asian. And if they're not an "asian nerd" they're just flat out loved because of our asian nature to be kind, hospitable, considerate, polite, respectable, respecting, and intelligent. Something not most people have.

things often said to an asian kid;

scene kid: OMG ASIAN KID! i luhhh yewwww.

horndog: asians are sooo fine.

other asian kid: asian twin! word, we need to stick together.

ignorant person: what's wrong with your eyes? why can't you open them? can i touch your asian eyes!

teacher: *teachers like us in general*

white nerd: dang, asian kid, why are you so smart.



side note: I've given up on being called the name my parents gave me. I'm eternally known as asian.

by asianlove January 21, 2009

Asian Parents

Asian parents hold extremely high expectation for their children. To name a few, they sign their kids up for math tutoring sessions at an early age, they force their kids to pick up instruments (probably the piano or the violin), and finally, they demand perfection in the academic field. Furthermore, they are definitely going to sign their children up for ACT and SAT prep before the kids enter high school. If their child perform "poorly" (98 percentile) on a standardized test, Asian parents will make sure that they retake the test, and will also tell their child that they will never succeed because of one test. Asian parents also have a hatred towards electronics. If they are generous, they will allow their children to play up to 15 minutes per week, but nothing else. They also like to confiscate electronics if their kids performs "poorly" (A-) on a test. They will blame the electronic for the poor grade. If their kid were to get a 99 on a test, the it was the computer's fault. Finally, Asian parents completely disregard their children's feelings. By holding their children to such high expectations, the child often feels like a failure because he got an A instead of an A+. When confronted by their kids, Asian parents will claim that they "know better" because they are adults. An Asian kid will often see his American friend having a great time on Spring break, but will never get to know what it's like because of their parents.

Asian parents: Son, you have only studied the ACT for 2 hours and have only made 4 posters for science fair. Study more or you will work in McDonald's for the rest of your life!
Kid: It's Winter break. Chill.
Asian parents: Define the word "break."
Kid: Fuck
Asian parents: *beat child for swearing* There is no break for you! You need to catch up!
Kid: I'm already 4 years ahead!
Asian parents: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

by that_asian_guy March 24, 2020

asian six pack

(also referred to as the "Asian sixpack" or the "Asian six pack")

A high school term that refers to the selection of:

1. Three science courses (physics, chemistry, biology) in each of one's junior and senior years (grades 11 and 12)
2. The three aforementioned sciences and three higher mathematics courses.

The reason that this selection is so "asian" is because a large percentage of students who select either of the two options are East or South Asian.

A: What are you taking next year?
B: I'm taking English, History and the Asian Six Pack

by high school definitions April 30, 2006

Asian Hangover

The type of hangover a male (usually caucasion) gets when he hangs out with a beautiful Asian girl for an extended weekend and does not want to go back to work.

Can sometimes call in sick due to an Asian hangover if she is within a 20 mile radius of the male.

1. (co-worker) "How was your vacation?"

(Male) "It was amazing. I'm suffering from a major Asian hangover though."

2. (Male) "Yeah, I'm sorry I can't make it in today. Have a bad Asian hangover."

(Boss) "Wow she must be beautiful!"

(Male) "Yeah, I might need another day or two with her. I'll keep you posted."

by EEGHawaii April 11, 2011

asian failing

In other words, any grade other than an A+

Daniel Kim: Duuude, I'm sooo dead when my parentals see my report card!!!

Peter Jones: Why man? You're lowest grade was an A-!

Daniel Kim: You white people are never gonna get it.

by jonron556 September 14, 2005

asian network

The way ever asian miracously happen to know each other through mysterious "connections".

"You know Jenny too??? How do you know her?!?!?!? You guys live on opposite parts of the globe!!!!!"

by J.K March 31, 2005

Asianized

to be pwned by an asian

Prissy white kid walks down the street and gets hit in the face by a bowl of Insta-Noodles.
Random Asian Kid, "You got ASIANIZED!"

by xxXMrNoodlesXxx May 11, 2010