marital arts

the art of surviving in a marriage

that's his fifth marriage, he's gotten a black belt in marital arts

by achievementunlocked September 03, 2017

electronic arts

A video game company that has even more money then god himself.

Is that god borrowing 20 bucks from EA?

by anonymous March 17, 2004

art film

Noun. A pornographic movie.

Go hide the art films in your room, I want to have some people over tonight, you perv.

by Fat Jimmy August 05, 2007

Bowl Art

Smears and/or cling-ons of shit on the inside of toilet bowl.

by Cyberslayer January 10, 2003

art thou

Archaic form of "are you" (singular).

Art thou finished pooping yet?

by Argumentative September 12, 2018

Dark arts

The dark arts is vague term used to declare living in sin. Masterbation, substance abuse, witchcraft and many other sinful acts can be expressed without to much detail with the simple term “The Dark Arts”

Theo used to dabble in the dark arts before he got his life together

by Cgoodmoney May 08, 2019

modern art

can be anything.
ex. - a line
-colored lines
-stick drawing of a cow
-a dot

"what the hell?"

"its modern art"

by an anonymous source December 06, 2003