Appalling Cunt

A person who is not up to the standard of humor and or acceptable behaviour. Usually has mental problems and dillusions. Most often has a plastic Nationality

The Grome and Collyk are Awesome, Pedrocole is an Appalling Cunt :nod:

by collyk January 20, 2009

Appalachian Handshake

When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.

Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!

by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013

Appalachian Anal

While you are using chewing or dipping tobacco, you spit into your partner's anus and use it as lubricant

Wanna try some appalachian anal?
What's that?
I'ma show yow

Throws in some chaw, bends her over and spits in that butt

by NotAlexButMostLikelyDevinMunga December 19, 2014

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.

green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by imachickenugget May 22, 2020

Walkin The Appalachians

Verb. Meaning to be off doing something you should not be doing or would not want plastered all over CNN ruining your political career, ending you marriage and making you a spotlight figure on the Colbert Report. As in Governor Sanford's walk in the woods.

Where was Steve - he was supposed to be in our morning meeting? Dude, I believe he was "Walkin The Appalachians"

by Sqrlzrus June 27, 2009

failure to appear

What a ghost or genie gets charged with if it doesn't materialize when commanded to do so.

In Shakespeare's play "Henry The Fourth", Glendower boasts that he has the power to "call spirits from the vasty deep", to which Hotspur sarcastically retorts, "Why, so can I, or so can any man --- but will they come when you do call for them?" He should have added, "And if they do not, canst thou prosecute them for 'failure to appear'?"

by QuacksO October 7, 2020

Cegep Beauce-Appalaches

in this college, you’re almost sentenced from being alone for your entire life. straight guys screaming in the halls, hoping to find love in this dumb head school’s community. cxxondxxoms on the floor, nobody even wants to make social contacts to anyone (understandable)

‘’i go to Cegep Beauce-Appalaches.’’
‘’do you need someone to talk to...?’’

by unbeauceron69 March 12, 2022