Tubbo.apologist

A dream Stan who shits themselves on a regular basis and sniffs his finger after farting on it

You’re being such a tubbo.apologist right now that I might have to kick your head in

by Cj kinnie November 22, 2021

Tubbo.apologist

A dream Stan who shits themselves on a regular basis and sniffs his fingers after farting on them

You are being such a tubbo.apologist right now that I might just have to kick your head in

by Cj kinnie November 22, 2021

kaz.apologist

funny, hot, worrying

"aw dude you follow kaz.apologist?!"
"yeah man!"
"why."

by urmomsnewlover November 23, 2021

cum apologist

A person that is always defending the rights of
cum.

(Not meaning pro-life)

Human #1: "Yo to be honest cum kinda sucks ass"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"

by Gnomesarejustfirehydrants July 22, 2022

Mammon apologist

Some loser trying to write about their gacha game on Urban Dictionary

"Omg, I am such a Mammon apologist sometimes! Heehee!"

Everyone else: Bro stfu no one cares

by Platinum Factor December 10, 2023

Serial Apologist

Someone who never ever stops apologizing, even for the smallest or impossible reasons that they cannot control.

Blue is a Serial Apologist, they never stopped apologizing; even just for exsisting.

by xw Light xw May 30, 2025

Pretty-Pig-Apologists

Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.

"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.

Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.

The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.

The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.

"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."

"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."

"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."

by ContrarianPolitics August 25, 2013