Flaming apache

In order to execute a text book flaming apache, first you need to light the girls pubic hair on fire right before you are about to bust, then you bust your load all over the fire in order to put out. (try at own risk)

When that bitches pubes went up in flames i almost thought of just letting them burn, but i decided the flaming apache was the way to go.

by A.K January 10, 2005

alpaco

A large non-spitting animal often mistaken for a llama

"Oooh look, a llama!
*smacks person round head* That's an Alpaco stupid!!"

by Christopher Duffill December 12, 2007

apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back

by cracky March 1, 2003

Alpaca Buddy

A friend you wish you never had. They are terrible people, and you wish they would die a horrible death. You could watch this person die with no regrets except for the friendship you temporarily shared.

That bastard is my alpaca buddy. I hope he dies. I wouldn't care.

by Alpaca_Guy July 7, 2014

alpaca

the second coolest person in the universe

"look,there is the mighty alpaca."
"where?"
"in the shadow of the danzil"

by danzil November 29, 2003

alpaca fist

see also camel toe or moose knuckle

her wedgina looks like an alpaca fist

by tizz0dd December 14, 2009

apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012