Addison

annoying toddler

person one: she so annoying
person two: I bet her name is addison

by highman22222 March 9, 2021

Addiso

your a girl named maddison doing that tiktok trend where you remove the first and last letter of your name lol

tik tok trend your name is maddison

by i dont know anymore ajjdkssowp July 23, 2021

Addison

Very immature 85.64849% of the time.

“Your so immature addison.”

by Idontlieonhere September 8, 2022

addadictomy

Used when a trans guy (someone assigned female at birth) opts to have the surgery and become a fully-fledge man-beast. Pronounced (add-a-dick-to-me, for the fools who didn't get it right away)

Frank: You're such a hot kisser. Oh, I see your penis isn't attached to you.

Trans man: Yes, not until I get my lower surgery.
Frank: What's the surgery called?
Trans man: It's an addadictomy, but takes a minimum of three times under the knife.
Frank: Is that the scientific term.
Trans man: No.

by Dr Hare June 30, 2016

Addison

A girl's name. The girl who has it all. She's smart, funny and too fly to care about her looks - which are hot. She totally gets the jokes, but only laughs if they're actually funny.

Why didn't you laugh at my joke about the two-legged cat?

Yeah. So not Addison.

Addison knows what's going on.

Wow, she's really beautiful - like Addison beautiful.

by Smurfette10 February 2, 2010

addam weirich

A man with an endless amount of money to invest in his automobile and ebay. He enjoys poker but not liquor. Reasonably hyper and uber obsessed with the Mini Cooper S. Very aggressive driver and is known for wrecking his Mini.

What is that rolling along the road, did something fall off a truck, no wait its addam in his Mini.

by Heath March 31, 2005

addadicktomy

A female having surgery to become a male.

I'm having the last stage of my surgery the addadicktomy

by LuPie November 10, 2008