Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

adopted scouser

a person who’s a wool but is liked by a scouser(s) so they’re now an adopted scouser

“have you heard about my new adopted scouser john, he’s sound lad”

by scousenotenglish October 6, 2022

Adopt me

More like.. scam me!! Hah.. get it..? Uh.. okay..
Adopt me is a game where you pay an extreme ammount for pets and torture them while making neons! Yay!
So much fun ay? Well, after you make your MEGA NEON SHADOW FROST DRAGON FLY RIDE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON,
You get trust traded! And then… Scammed!! Slayyyyyy!

Person A: hey! Wanna play adopt me?
Person B: do you wanna get scammed?
Person A: umm… no….?
Person B: okay then!
Person A: so do you want to play or not?
Person B: no idiot

by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022

adopted

when you are fatherless and motherless and you are depressed

mom: billy you're adopted
billy: NOOOOOOOOOOO

by HAHAHNOOBS November 10, 2022

Adopt Me

A haven for scammers.

Adopt Me absolutely sucks, except if you’re a scammer.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 5, 2022

Adopt Me

A game that was supposed to be about adopting and roleplaying, but instead became a haven for scammers and expensive pet flexers.

Adopt me has gone to hell.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi January 3, 2023

Adoptionizing

When u put your good for nothing useless child up for adoption or simply drop them on the front doorstep of the orphanage.

Dude 1: hey man Kareem’s kid is pretty fucking useless

Dude 2: ik he should really look into adoptionizing

by Abdul Hasam April 10, 2023