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Abstract Expressionism

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an “artistic” movement reflective of post-WWII America’s industrial dominance. Just as GM was able to slap together shitty cars & dump them on the “free” world, American "artists" figured they could slap any shit they wanted onto a canvas & declare it artistically "relevant". As the philosopher P.T. Barnum observed, a sucker’s born every minute, & so the shit sold.

A major reason these artists sucked was they couldn’t stay inside the lines. They side-stepped this seeming career-killer by ignoring the lines & marketing themselves as rebellious, anarchic, idiosyncratic & nihilistic which explains A LOT about why the “art” looks the way it does… when you set out to paint shit, you end up with art that looks like shit.

Eventually the art world caught on to the scam, forcing the “artistes” to rebrand themselves as trailblazers in other bogus schools like “Post-painterly Abstraction”, “Color Field Painting”, “Lyrical Abstraction”, “Action Painting”, “Minimal Art”, “Post-minimalism”, & eventually some crap labeled "Neo-expressionism", a style so insignificant it barely escaped the late-70s. Given the paucity of talent in the artists who inspired them (e.g., Amedeo Modigliani, Max Jacob) it’s no wonder their works have the aesthetic appeal of a dog’s breakfast. Truth be told, most were frustrated poseurs who couldn't handle composition & perspective, & burned out on cocaine in the 70s to escape their anger at just missing the free-love movement of the 60s.
Chip: Hey, Dale. I didn’t know Hunter S. Thompson did Abstract Expressionism painting… hope you didn’t spend much on that piece of crap you hung in the foyer.

Dale: I’ll have you know that’s a Michael Petroni… one of Neo-expressionism’s finest artistes!

Chip: If that’s the good stuff, save me from the rest of it. And hang that monstrosity somewhere else, like the attic.
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Kevin Abstract

Best gay rapper of all time. Also founded the best boyband since One Direction, Brockhampton
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Absolutelove

Absolutelove is knowing someone for years and finally realizing how you cant live with out him. Its spending days on end with him and it never being enough. Its smiling at the very thought of his own smile and welcoming presence. Its being able to act like a child and know he wont care and will still love you for your sillyness. Its knowing you are the luckiest girl alive to hear him say I love you and I want to be with you forever. Its in the way he holds you and cares for every part of you. Its Wanting to talk to him all day long and hear his sweet voice. Its saying good bye and missing him the moment you are apart. Its never wanting to hang up the phone. Its seeing him and suddenly smiling. Its the way he lights up and smiles when he sees you. Its physically wanting him all hours of the day. Its the pain in your heart when you see him hurting. Its the crumbling feeling when you argue and when its over all you can do is throw yourself in his arms and apologize. Its hearing his voice in your ear whispering I love you. Its his warm hand reaching to hold your neck when you kiss. Its those long heartwarming good night txts he sends. Its knowing that he is the one you want to be with your whole life. To live with, share a life with, have a family with. Its falling a sleep in his arms after listening to his soft noises as he dreams. Its waking up and smiling to see he is there next to you. It is Absolutelove that I share with You!
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A cross between the words Absolutely and Positively. Being so confident and can guarantee that you are correct and stand behind your word 100 percent.
Dee : Are you sure you saw Karen with another guy?

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absent-minded

so lost in thought that one does not realize what one is doing, what is happening, etc.; preoccupied to the extent of being unaware of one's immediate surroundings.
I tried to call out to him but he didn't hear me. He wasn't paying attention. He is absent-minded
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