ned-edward

Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.

Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...

Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!

Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!

by thatoklahomankid January 13, 2014

POW-NED

An Arabic term used to describe a punch from your Uncle.

Was that your uncle? Dude, you got POW-NED!

by WebsterLewis November 14, 2013

old ned

penis - used in gay chat rooms or contact magazine adverts to entice other men to meet up in order that they can have their anal passage used for the sexual gratification of the caller.

any knob jockeys want to take old ned out for a ride?

by Rod Poke February 03, 2006

ned whelan

albino, albino, is harry potter...goes to hagwarts

ned whelan is an albino

by tank6969696969 September 09, 2008

Ned your slep

A term used to tell others that they are too tired or up too late to use the computer, as evidenced by their inability to type.

Jane: I wnat to sse the show tommorow.
John: You need to go to bed. You obviously ned your slep.

by Rehder July 22, 2008

i ned a shet

A slang way of saying, I need a shit. the word shet is often used when a word filter prevents the word shit being used.

Hey guys brb i need a @*&? what? cant even say @*&? fine brb guys i ned a shet.
''yo what up homie i ned a shet''

by shetting heell May 11, 2010

one-hun-ned

meaning to be very truthful and very honest.

"do you have a girlfriend? and dont lie. keep it all the way one-hun-ned."

by Blaque Gurl August 31, 2005