Person #1: "Why does Morrissey has to be so sassy? "
Person #2: "Because he's just fucking fabulous and if you don't think so you should just fuck of "
Person #1: "I think he's fucking fab. Oh, shut the fuck up. "
Person #3: "He said fuck of, not fuck off. To fuck of is very cool and chic. "
Person #2: "Of course he wouldn't know about that, Person #3. This cunt is clearly not chic or cool "
Person #2: "Because he's just fucking fabulous and if you don't think so you should just fuck of "
Person #1: "I think he's fucking fab. Oh, shut the fuck up. "
Person #3: "He said fuck of, not fuck off. To fuck of is very cool and chic. "
Person #2: "Of course he wouldn't know about that, Person #3. This cunt is clearly not chic or cool "
by Ilovesaltedpopcorn July 28, 2017
the two most versatile words in the world. must be said with an certain extent of apathy and also better said when words are slurred and barely decihperable, i suggest a few beers.....
by yeah..me September 01, 2005
1) to be in the worst possible situation at the most inappropriate time. Usually spoken in accordance with the word "up" in a coarse manner.
by squid September 28, 2003
This is the infamous F-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases.
1. v. to have sex
2. n. the act of having sex
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress
1. v. to have sex
2. n. the act of having sex
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress
1. i like to fuck.
2. that was a good fuck.
3. he is fucked.
4. fuck you.
5. i don't give a fuck.
6. fuck that.
7. he fucked up the car really badly.
8. oh, fuck!
9. fuck off.
10. what the fuck?
11. that was fucking amazing.
12. he's a fucker.
13. are you trying to fuck with me?
14. I'm fucked.
2. that was a good fuck.
3. he is fucked.
4. fuck you.
5. i don't give a fuck.
6. fuck that.
7. he fucked up the car really badly.
8. oh, fuck!
9. fuck off.
10. what the fuck?
11. that was fucking amazing.
12. he's a fucker.
13. are you trying to fuck with me?
14. I'm fucked.
by asdf May 14, 2003
to fuck, the art of fucking, a slang term for sex, or sexual intercourse, to be in the act of sexual interocurse
by D3L!C!0U$ January 04, 2009