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January 31 

National slap your homophobic and ugly cousin!

Yes its true! Its finally the day to get all your anger out!
"Hey its January 31!"
"What? WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!"
January 31 by Edwardtrans <33 November 4, 2021
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People born on this day are amazing people who care about others feelings. They are super funny.
People born july 31 are awesome.
july 31 by bigblackmangos November 22, 2021

October 31 

October 31, "Kids annoy you for candy day", on this day, a bunch of annoying fucking kids in their ugly ass costumes, knock on your door all night just to annoy you. Some of these shits even steal more than you give them.
Obama: hey bro wanna go annoy some adults for diabetes??!?! :XDDDD

osama: oh yes oh yes lets go lets go, it's October 31st after all hehaeeajehajeh.
October 31 by SausageSlapper October 25, 2019
Send your boyfriend a tiddie pic day
hey its May 31 bae
May 31 by DADDYBANZ03 May 31, 2021
SMACK ASS DAY BITCH!!! Hide your ass because it’s time!

People who can play
Aaron
Abby
Ashley
Bennie

Bonny
Betty
Catherine

Carter
Chris
Emma
Emmet
Emily
Fernando

Franky
Flory

Heather
Issac
Jake
Jesse
Jacky
Kaylee
Matthew
Noah
Rusty
Sarah
Samuel

Sierra
Tristan
On august 31 If your name is not on the list, you may not participate. But beware, and hide your ass.
One of the worlds fastest intercept jet fighters, capable of over Mach 3. Though not as advanced as the MiG-29, or any of the mighty Sukhoi aircraft. The MiG-31 is a long range fast attack and intercept fighter, with more hten 20 hardpoints for missiles, bombs, and everyother type of thing that go boom when they hit something, along with it's ability to be able to out run almost any missile, almost every missile the U.S. has, make the normal MiG-31 "Foxhound" a deadly opponant. However, later after the MiG-31, MiG started making the MiG-31M "Super Foxhound" or "Fox Hound Mk. II" which had improved avionics, improved nozzels, and many more improvements which made the MiG-31M far greater then the MiG-29, and even some Sukhoi aircraft, along with many of the modern U.S. planes. The improved engines boosted the 31M's top speed to Mach 3.4!!!!! It also had, newly made wingtips to house the massive EMP's(Electro Magnetic Pluse) which could jam all electronics near it, excluding the host aircraft. Unlike most modern U.S. fighter, the Russian MiG-31 and MiG-31M don't need stealth to do their job, because, well, who needs stealth when you can go in, and get out without them even knowning you were there until they got the three massive sonic booms eh?
I was in my MiG-31 and a stupid American pilot came up in his F-15 and fired off all his ammo, I just gunned the throttle and out ran it all, then turned around and whooped his ass!
MiG-31 by Minority September 22, 2006