2 am

Shit y am I not asleep

I fuck it's 2 am again

Ik I'm awake too

Me too

And me

Holy shit 2 am is an annoying time

by 2 am November 8, 2019

2 yeal

when someone asks when joe biden will die

Joe Biden: Mohammed Hanakin when will i die?

Mohammed Hanakin: you have 2 yeal. not 1 yeal, not 3 yeal. 2 yeal

by Lundouix Aurellie April 24, 2021

2 Pint Warrior

A British stereotype that works on a building site and spends all his earnings at the local pub. After 2 pints he will fight innocent civilians as an attempt to attract a female mating partner. If successful he will then father a child, occupy a council house and claim benefits.

"look at that 2 pint warrior fighting on the dance floor"

by bellchug July 31, 2007

2 girls 1 cup

The WORST possible movie clip one can EVER see!!

Wendy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Me: whats wrong?
Wendy:I saw 2 girls 1 cup and my eyeballs just vomited!! AHHHHHHHHHHH

by wenjing March 31, 2008

2 Faced

Someone who has 2 Faces.
Someone who pretends to be your friend and then does everything to make your life a living HELL.
Everyone who says what they think to KOE.
Also,everyone who tells a girl she's pretty when she's ugly,thats also being a hypocrit and 2 faced.

Random French Person: Fuck off, when you talk with someone, im not ur friends who got 15 or 14 years old ya know? U can talk with my litle bro, dont talk with ME. Don't be 2 Faced.

by Bandalho May 19, 2008

2 August

Weirdest funniest person your will ever meet

What is there birthday 🎂 2 August

That explains it

by Your ma 🤦‍♀️😂❤️ December 6, 2019

2's Day

2/22/2022, this day date has a bunch of 2's in it. Coincidentally, it is a Tuesday.
Tuesday=Twosday=2'sday

2's day is when the world will annihilate itself with the antimatter version of Earth and start the Universe again. Restarting on 2's day again, and again, and again, etc.

by The 2s day anarchist April 20, 2018