strollin' for colon

Looking for a piece of ass, if you're a 'Mo

"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"

by Jebi Se June 28, 2007

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Colon+crockpot

Colon crockpot describes a filthy crap crusted port a pot or restroom

"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."

How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot

by Buddah61 August 29, 2016

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With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."

After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.

by King Sulphur May 25, 2006

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Colon Joe

a retarded kid that smells like racid shit

god damn u smell like colon joe

by alan April 20, 2005

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Pina Colonic

A Pina Colonic is a sexual expedition in which a man first ejaculates into his partners asshole, then pops a straw and drinks from it. Best enjoyed with coconut shavings and a wedge of fresh pineapple.

(term obviously derived from combining pina colada and colonic.)

"Man, that Pina Colonic was just what I was craving"

by Hot Dickins March 15, 2008

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