Gun

The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

Tim: Oh know I shot that guy with my gun.
George: It's ok, just shoot everyone who saw you.

by SirSquashedBeetle January 23, 2013

Tommy Gunning

Shotgunning a can of Spaghettios as you would a can of beer

Derrick is bulking this week so he’s Tommy Gunning 3 cans a day. That’s like 1200 calories!

by ItalianTrash September 9, 2021

Major Gun

One who carries a big gun but has a unit of unknown size.
May enjoy Tribes and Warcraft.
Will curb stomp your ass if you act like a fairy.

Major Gun was beep beep beeeeeeeped by itooted.

by itooted August 22, 2003

Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips

I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it

by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023

emotional support gun

The emotional need of owning a gun to feel safe from other idiots with guns.

«In the US they let people have guns for emotional support, and they need them to protect their house. Whereas that gun is more likely to be used on a familymember rather than protecting one»

- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok

Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?

Person 2: Because i moved to Australia

Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?

Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*

Emotional support gun is like a support animal.

by Suveva December 21, 2022

Gun Geek

A gun geek is someone who is enthusiastic about guns and is more collection oriented. Mostly obsessed with the newest and coolest firearm that the industry has to offer.

Oh him? He's a gun geek on Smith & Wesson stuff. He's really obsessed about that new gun they introduced last week.

by Iron Road September 17, 2022

gun

the single most versatile *positive* word the world has ever seen. can be used in a myriad of instances, ranging from describing people to the dopest looking rock-skipping rock you’ve ever seen. essentially, it means good, great, amazing, splendiforous. any single word you can think of to describe anything good, gun is the alternative you’re looking for. obviously it’s also an object but who really cares.

dude 1: “yo did you hear about your neighbours new snail racing world record?”
dude 2: “yeah i did, what a gun”

jack 1: “yo the food at this restaurant is gun”
jack 2: “for real man this shit is awesome”

by realjurgenklopp April 23, 2025