Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.

If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."

by anonymous June 19, 2024

touch me again and see what happen

they finna beat your ass and they warning you

person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*

by shooth1 July 20, 2024

Thoughts

Like them die so I don't have to? I die either way.

Hym "But I don't murder a kid either way. Let me have the credit I deserve so some single mother's kid doesn't have to die. Thoughts?"

by Hym Iam July 22, 2024

thought like lit

Backstory: Lit was a man who thought he farted but he actually pooped on himself.

Moral of the story: Lit thought wrong.

When you “thought like Lit” it means you thought wrong. You were mistaken.

Person 1: Man, I thought it was Tuesday.” (It’s actually Wednesday)

Person 2: “You thought like Lit” (in other words, you thought wrong).

by Dr Ciri July 26, 2024

Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase often used as an insincere or superficial gesture, implying concern without offering tangible support or action. This phrase is particularly used by public figures and officials, in response to tragedies or disasters.

“During the out-of-control wildfires in Jasper, Alberta, the premier, Danielle Smith, offered 'thoughts and prayers' to those who had lost their homes, but many residents felt this was an empty gesture without any real plan for recovery or assistance."

by lilacburn July 26, 2024

Thought son

A Son who usually partake in overthinking, listening to the smiths, and wondering if his parents will ever be proud of him

Person 1: I can’t figure out if she likes me or not, yesterday she said she needed to sleep and hasn’t texted back yet
Person 2: you’re such a thought son
Person

by anonymous July 31, 2024

touch beast

Someone with whom you have a sex-only relationship with.

She was his touch beast. He couldn't really tolerate hanging out or talking with her, but she seemed okay with the arrangement.

by Cortex Reaver December 16, 2024