by Frank Mcdank December 1, 2006
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Get the huge cock mug.A chick who will turn you on until you make the first move and then abrubtly turn you down, just so she can put you on her remuse of "guy's she could fuck if she really wanted to".
by funkynut October 2, 2005
Get the cock tease mug.The act of hocking a loogie, only out of your cock. (In other words, for a male to have an orgasm.) Although "cock a loogie" can be used in any situation which involves ejaculation, if one were to be specific in the definition, then it would describe an ejaculation that is rocketed out of the urethra, but does not have the volume to be considered a jizz stream. Other tenses include: cocking a loogie, cocked a loogie, cocks a loogie
Jeez, Sally, if you keep it up like that I think I'm going to cock a loogie!
Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, I'mn cocking a loogie on your mom right now. Please leave a message and kiss my ass.
Boy: Whay aren't you talking to me?
Girl: Because you cocked a loogie in my eye last night!
Twelve bucks Jimmy cocks a loogie in the first two minutes.
Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, I'mn cocking a loogie on your mom right now. Please leave a message and kiss my ass.
Boy: Whay aren't you talking to me?
Girl: Because you cocked a loogie in my eye last night!
Twelve bucks Jimmy cocks a loogie in the first two minutes.
by Zack E. December 11, 2008
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Get the cock block mug.A pumice cock is a penis which has been thorougly scrubbed with a pumice rock, because of a recent sexual intercourse with a person whom you believe to have STD's. The act of "pumicing" can be applied to any part of the human body which you believe to be infected, eg. pumice anus.
ok, so i had a beer. Ok, so maybe it was more like 12. Maybe i fucked the dinnerlady from my local high-school. You know, the one who all your friends goaded you about when you were like 9 (lets just say shes no princess).
Waking up in the morning laid next to her, an overwhelming feeling of utter dispair washes over me, just like the STD's washing over my cock. I immediately leap from the bed and make my escape while sleeping beauty rests.
Arriving home i head straight for the bathroom, where i locate the pumice rock. My only logical option is to get busy with the pumice rock on my freshly diseased member.
Friend: "Dude, how many times did you fuck her last night?"
Me: "Seriously! Enough times to warrant a PUMICE COCK!!!!"
Waking up in the morning laid next to her, an overwhelming feeling of utter dispair washes over me, just like the STD's washing over my cock. I immediately leap from the bed and make my escape while sleeping beauty rests.
Arriving home i head straight for the bathroom, where i locate the pumice rock. My only logical option is to get busy with the pumice rock on my freshly diseased member.
Friend: "Dude, how many times did you fuck her last night?"
Me: "Seriously! Enough times to warrant a PUMICE COCK!!!!"
by Randy Savage's Bitch October 25, 2005
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pete: Check out that guy.
tom: Which on?
pete: the guy bobbing for cock...must of had too many drinks last night.
tom: Which on?
pete: the guy bobbing for cock...must of had too many drinks last night.
by legitimate-jon September 20, 2013
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