Skip to main content

Russian Roulette wings

An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.
"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."

Russian fracturing 

Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.
CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.

Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.
Russian fracturing by Agswaggg August 30, 2012

Russian Teabag 

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
Russian Teabag by dingleningle October 27, 2012

rossing it 

Miss quoting a line from a movie within seconds of watching it.
*On TV* Captain Kirk: Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Ross: Haaaaaaaaaaaaahn!

Everyone else: Man he's rossing it again.!
rossing it by Brutal Entropy September 10, 2012

Russian Teacup

noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.

adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.

verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..

Guy 2: That's what she said!

Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.

2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...

-silence-

Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...

Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.
Russian Teacup by Stooojj May 3, 2013
When a married man stops mid-conversation to check out an attractive girl as she walks past. And then follows with, 'what were we talking about again?'
Kelvin: Dude are you Rossing again?

Tom: ... *awkward silence*
Rossing by Luminous Nose August 28, 2013