meat buoy 

noun, a gluttonous human that gourges themself to the point where they cant keep their food on thier plate and will not move; suggesting they would be floating in a sea of their own food like a buoy in the ocean

your such a meat buoy andre, you cant even keep the sausage from your pizza off the floor

meat buoy by samuraianimated January 7, 2008

meat fantacy 

better than westy r and flodis5

'how about a quick westy r or a flodis?' "naa m8 rather have a meat fantacy anyday"

meat fantacy by adam wkjhgf March 6, 2008

Meat Sleeves 

Arms that resemble giant over-packed sausage links.

"She wrapped her MEAT SLEEVES around a carton of smokes and bag of cheesy poofs."

Meat Sleeves by MrSalamander May 6, 2008

Meat Thief 

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.

John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.

Meat Thief by Sickmanseth May 6, 2008

meat it 

some half chink half nigger
that beats old lady's and fucks little girls
but know one could be as hood as him
nah wut eye mean

meat it is a faggot that is a h00d gang banger

meat it by b-ran the enfamous June 24, 2008

meat recker 

(noun): one who consumes large amounts of meat in one or more seatings. meat is always eaten violently. all meat is good, but mainly the fattier meats are preferred. Pork and Beef are #1 and #1a. chicken substitutes only in absence of 1 and 1a.

when fishing in lake champlain, i witnessed TEAM MEAT RECKER eat 10lbs of botto's italian sausage in less than 5days.

meat recker by TMR,nj October 7, 2008

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

meat xylophone by chickenblender October 7, 2008