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noun, a gluttonous human that gourges themself to the point where they cant keep their food on thier plate and will not move; suggesting they would be floating in a sea of their own food like a buoy in the ocean
your such a meat buoy andre, you cant even keep the sausage from your pizza off the floor
by samuraianimated December 17, 2007
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