Urban Magic

A modern setting were magic exists and is common knowledge. Depending on the setting either just magic is real or also mythical creatures (e.g. Dragons, Vampires, ...). Ladder leads to mythical creatures having normal proficiencies: A werewolf as dog care employee; A vampire doctor who knows by the taste of your blood what the problem is; ...

When magic takes place in a modern setting it may be an Urban Magic setting.

by Liss Füchsin April 9, 2023

Michigan Magic Trick

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.

Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick

by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023

Black Magic 2

fuck bm2 it's a horrible game

Hey, have you realized how much worse Black Magic 2 got last update?

Yeah, it gets worse every single fucking time WHY BUDOTI WHY

by Sircachetes May 3, 2023

Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023

The "Magic word(s)"

Most moms say this as a way to get their kids to mind their Ps and Qs. But really the magic word(s) are "HEY THIS IS LIBRARY" It means "mind your Ps and Qs" or "Say please" to get children to say their manners.

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the "magic word(s)"!

by ShhShhShh July 4, 2023

The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.

"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*

by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023

Faggotry Magic

The slur used to describe a gay magician.

“This guy knows how to do the Faggotry magic.

by Psunoj July 18, 2024