Eych-jay 

Noun

I. A situation regarding a man's private in the clutches of one or more hands. . . Usually leading to romantic explosions.

x . This trick thought she was givin' me an eych-jay, but she was just given my pee-pee an indian burn.

Verb
II. To perform the harmonic job of hands on an erected penile region; to a friend or oneself.

x2 . "What did you guys do . .. just make out again?" asked Rowanda. Thurgood responds "Nah hoe, she eyched my jay".

Eych-jay

Eych-jay by draconistheory.blogspot.com March 9, 2011

onion-eyed

someone who with one look can send chills down your back.

wow; look at that creepy onion-eyed stalker!

onion-eyed by cheechanator March 27, 2008

round eye hunter

An Asian woman that's on the prowl for an American or European boyfriend.

You gotta hang out in the clubs and bars that cater to foreigners, that's where all the round eye hunters go.

round eye hunter by BorisSDT March 13, 2011

Bop the one-eyed weasel 

Verb: To Masturbate.

I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.

'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?

Oh, nothing.

Bop the one-eyed weasel by soggy waffle December 17, 2009

Go pound sand up the eye of your cock 

Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.

Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!

Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.

Go pound sand up the eye of your cock by Leeroy Jenkems 420 November 2, 2009

Digital Puppy Eyes

The digital equivalent of the puppy eyes face most often used by children and women who want something.

Most commonly found, although certainly not limited to, in the form of sad faces on AIM.

My girlfriend digital puppy eyes'd me at work into buying her tampons at Walmart on the way home.

Digital Puppy Eyes by Webster's Bastard Child November 5, 2008

Squinty-eyes 

The look you give somthing/someone when you want them to work right or do somthing

Commander Shepard solves all his problems with the delibrate use of squinty-eyes

Squinty-eyes by Cooperfdv June 15, 2010