Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
Get the Taxi Cab Drunkmug. The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.
Akin to First Degree Murder
Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?
Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 6, 2020
Get the First Degree Drunkmug. by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024
Get the Cactus Drunkmug. A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".
This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"
This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"
person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere
by cheeky bull February 6, 2012
Get the drunk lunchmug. What happened last nice Alex was running in the street screaming "I'm a golden God!" at people. He up and got gold drunk
by Golddrunk December 16, 2016
Get the Gold drunkmug. Being drunk with friends while socializing via video chat, especially when video chat is the only way to be together.
The shelter-in-place order has been extended another 4 weeks. Want to play games over Zoom and get e-drunk?
by neonScarecrow March 30, 2020
Get the e-drunkmug. Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!
Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?
Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?
Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019
Get the Drunk Lego'smug.