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When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.
When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.
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Sweet words, chaotic intentions , that’s his charm.
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She wasn’t tipsy, she was cock-drunk slut - drooling, moaning, begging like the perfect little slut she wanted to be.
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