God of the Drunk

an idiotic son of a bitch

God of the Drunk was one of the reasons the Stubborn forums died

by DarkMatter April 12, 2004

Drunk

The amazing state of mind where,
You are no longer simply drinking the beer,
You ARE the beer.

omg *intoxicated laughter* i'm drunk lol

by poppity poppins the chicken pi December 21, 2021

drunk

when someone be drinkin' too much spicy water at your party and suddenly she be going skinny dippin'. she will prob wake up the next morning in someone she doesn't even know's bed. oof to this gurl.

bestie: omg alyssa is so drunk
bestie's bf: yeah you should stop her she already stripped in front of the whole school.

bestie: oh sh*t

by IsThis4Real May 27, 2021

drunkness

When someone is to drunk to be able to speak proper English

“He is showing signs of drunkness”

by Benefits Bob June 30, 2018

truth drunk

When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.

Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?

Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.

Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!

by zetavoid January 20, 2016

pork drunk

The state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.

"Come over here boy! Momma's pork drunk!"

by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013

high and go drunk

the game of hide and seek you play when you're high and drunk

i played high and go drunk with my friend dominic the other Day and we were talking spiritual connectionisms to a better bluer world in another place only reachable through hot wheels toys

by Niggyr Judisk May 2, 2018