Cum Dam

A synonymous term for condom. The term emphasizes that the sperm's flow is stopped and will not falter unless the 'Dam' is broken.

Alan-Dean " Dude! I'm scared that I might have gotten Beky Pregnant!"
Ray" Why? What happened man? Did your Cum Dam Break?"

by Daravouchi November 26, 2013

Cum pool

When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)

Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool

Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn

Jamie: Lol same

by LaddyDaddy July 31, 2021

cum guzzler

When a girl (or guy) is super into sucking dick

Dude she is such a cum guzzler, I think she's blown the entire football team.

by 12368h May 2, 2014

Cum Yoghurt

A delicious snack to have on a Tuesday
You can eat it hands free or with a spoon

Hmmm yes, I’ll have a cum yoghurt for my lunch today

by Willy on a Tuesday February 13, 2020

god cum

When 10 or more men cum in a baby pool and the last guy to cum has to slime his whole body in the sticky love juices

Guy 1“Hay you wanna have a god cum tonight”
Guy 2“yes I’ve been waiting to god cum all week

by Hornyspazz69 October 30, 2020

cum sow

A slovenly thottie worth nothing but toppy
Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy
Ass is so fat & tits on abundance
Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense
Hit her with two pumps (lil pump!), Tell that ho "Ciao!"
That's a wench I like to call a. . .

Lord Farquaad: Like brethren, thou will not acknowledge what mythical beast my celebrated scepter doth sundered¡

Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation.

Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost?

Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow.

Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow.

L(*o*L)
Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!

by L.1.$.H. aka Lemon Butter Lish June 5, 2018

Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.

“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”

by TheOnlyWikipedia July 31, 2021