ass crack fever

When you don't wipe well after a poo, and you get the itchies.

Heather didn't wipe well enough, leaving her with ass crack fever.

by ceav March 03, 2017

crack head's itch

a person who is addicted to crack and is and or high on crack or lack of crack and therefore scratches there neck constantly.
known as the Crack Head's Itch

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by dwight mchunglow February 03, 2010

crack whore pink

Very hot pink. The type a crack whore would wear to attract attention.

Look at that prostitute in her crack whore pink mini.

by Jessicaj June 05, 2005

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

crack ass of dawn

The early morning light of day. Too early to wake up especially after an all nighter.

the guy next door decided to mow his lawn at the crack ass of dawn, doesn't he know its Sunday?

by ravenlocks July 01, 2009

butt crack of America

The whole state of Alabama, with the exception of Gulf Shores/Orange Beach.

There are a few nice spots just like any state, but most of the state of Alabama is the butt crack of America.

by LifelongVol October 27, 2009

Crack-Smokin' Hot

When someone is obvious drug-addled or absolutely crazy, but are extremely attractive none the less. Like smokin' hot, but for crack whores.

I got lost downtown and got solicited by some tranny hookers, and I must say, some of them were pretty crack-smokin' hot!

by Shiza and Friends October 27, 2008