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tie crack 

The butt-crack like shape within the triangle of a neck-tie when tied by incompetent tyers. Is often a sign of amateur tying or careless tying demonstrated by people in too much hurry to get to their important tie-demanding jobs.
Is that a plumber unclogging chest hair from Peter's collar? No wait, it's just a tie crack. He sure is a hairy bastard though.
tie crack by lobo_the_hobo April 1, 2009
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chia-crack 

A grossly overgrown, unshaven vagina.
How was the date?

Ol' girl had a severe case of the chia-crack. Had to take a weed whacker to it just to get some play.
chia-crack by Hermitwise Gamgee November 7, 2011
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musty crack 

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple
Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on

app crack 

Apps that are as addicting as crack.
OMG I'm so high on app crack from using Bitmoji in Snapchat! It's almost as addicting as Pokémon GO, but a lot safer.
app crack by Urbanartshare August 18, 2016

tryna crack

trying to fuck (have sexual intercourse)
hey bob, you tryna crack tonight??
tryna crack by Sara.smith2204 September 9, 2021

mental crack 

When you have too much energy for your body to contain
Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.

peasant crack 

Formally known as redbull vodkas, voddy redbulls or something of the sort
Fark I had too much peasant crack last night.... feeling peasantish this morning
peasant crack by etchR April 17, 2022