Anal Assasin

A man who murders ass by stabbing. The attack will happen from behind with the recipient unaware their anus is about to be assasinated.

Sorry about your mom, I heard she fell victim to an anal assasin.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Anal Roaming

When you Shove your phone in someones asshole, try to call someone and start roaming.

Man i wanted to give her an anal roaming last night but i didnt pay my phone bill!

by SotaBoyz December 14, 2010

Anal Perfectionist

The most extreme grammar nazi. Will correct you in public to maximize the embarrassment. Takes the literal too literally. Willl most like check this definition for errors.

You spelled the word fallacio wrong and used it in the wrong context - Felipe Kalb the anal perfectionist

by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018

Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.

Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.

by Oscar Murphy July 26, 2016

Anal Labia

When your hemorrhoids protrude so far out of your anus that they resemble labia.

That stripper is so nasty. When she bent over, her anal labia were poking out of her G-string

by Bighart August 19, 2015

Blast Analed

When you anal a girl and you blasted your cummies inside her.

Oh my gawwwwddd my negro Tyrone just blast Analed his cummies inside me

by Jordan vovovo May 24, 2017

anal escapader

A heroic person who goes on adventures in search of the perfect buttocks in which to see up the anal cavity.

Kyle is an anal escapader. Ashley is staring at so meny butts she must be an anal escapader. Selena thinks kyle is the best anal escapader.

by Penguin♡Pancakes June 7, 2014