wicked willy

A slang term used to define the act of inserting one's penis into another person's ear and proceeding to ejaculate therein.

Ted and Bob were goofing around. Ted gave Bob a Wet Willy (An act where one licks his or her finger and proceeds to stick the wet finger into another person's ear.) Not wanting to be outdone by his comrade, Bob gave Ted a Wet Willy. As you might imagine, Ted did not appreciate the Wicked Willy and resolved not to goof around with Bob anymore.

by mrmoshebee October 6, 2013

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Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!

by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018

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willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

by hey gringo October 17, 2025

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Willie mam

A word describing a girl who has and abundant amount of body hair, and looks like something found in a zoo. comes from the word willi mammoth

i was in the locker room and ashley was changing into her gym clothes and she looked like a major willi mam.

by Stephanie May 13, 2005

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Chicken Willie

An old term for someone that is too chicken to correct someone when they’re doing the wrong thing.

Old Person “hey go tell them to stop talking. They’re too loud.”
Young person “that’s above my pay grade.”
Old Person “don’t be such a Chicken Willie. Chicken Willie!”

by Old Timer September 21, 2023

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