Penis Man

Mr. Collins’s worst enemy, ahhhhh, screamed the small man, as the Penis Man roared very loudly

Ahhh run Connor! It’s penis man

by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020

Fourth Man

The fourth man is the person who simultaneously tosses salad and licks the sounddock in a sounddock salad.

This is often used as a hyperbole.

I would rather be the fourth man the rest of my life than help you with your math homework.

by captb3a August 6, 2010

Hoodie man

A floating humanoid creature, biologically designed to look like a cloth hoodie. The eyes of a hoodie man resemble black sunglasses and, the mouth protrusion has the design of a Medical germ mask. The youtuber known as kwite is the only known hoodie man in existence.

"Kwite is a hoodie man."

by Encouragement Cactus July 29, 2019

Urban Man

An absolute fucking chad

Urban Man is such a damn gigachad

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 21, 2022

Alabama Man

A man whose favorite word is "sister"

The Florida Man asked the Alabama Man to spell straight, and his answer was: S-I-S-T-E-R

by Vegetarian_Lion December 22, 2020

man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.

He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.

by Bamzamma December 16, 2016

man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016