purple puckered star
the "a" hole
purple puckered star by crap magnet May 25, 2003
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all-star
a person who thinks he is great at everything who trys to be good but totally sucks, by this person i mean a guneet all-star is terrible. All-star trys to make himself look good but he fucking sucks
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Blue Star Pointment
A touchdown, extra point conversion, two-point conversion, field goal or safety the Dallas Cowboys completes against the opposing team. This meaning is opposite to the Blue Star Ointment.
Blue Star Pointment by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 22, 2009
shooting star
Where a guy is about to ejaculate on a girl/guy's face and right as it's in the air & s/he sees it, s/he makes a wish before it lands on his/her face.
As timothy ejaculated into the air, Samantha watched the shooting star before it hit her face and made a wish.
shooting star by godisnotreal24 October 14, 2017
Morning Star
Morning Star:
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Original definition: a medieval weapon with a long wooden shaft that has a ball full of sharp spikes attached to the end.
Take a minute and Google search this before reading the next definition.
Modern definition: When a GOOD husband/father who works hard for his family and loves them gets fucked so bad after getting divorced it's as if he is getting fucked by a wooden shaft with spikes up his ass . In some states his wife can cheat on him and he still gets fucked. He loses almost everything he owns, pays spousal maintenance, and half of all his money and retirement is gone even though his ex-wife is very capable of having a career and being self-sufficient. She purposely bleeds him dry because she feels unreasonably entitled and plays the victim card but is completely full of fucking shit.
Bob asks his divorced friend John if he would ever get married again. John replies " If I want to get a Morning Star again I would hope to star on an internet porn site so I can make money getting fucked in the ass instead of paying an ex-wife to give me a Morning Star." Bob has no choice but to respond with "well said sir."
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
Men today do not want to get married because it is 99.9% certain they will get the Morning Star if they get divorced.
Morning Star by Paulie Walnuts 762 October 21, 2019
Jeffree Star
Jeffree Star by Papa poo poo November 2, 2019