Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011

ninja fartnite simulator

the most coolest game in roblox you should play it now

Person 1: IM TIRED SEEING U PLAYING NINJA FARTNITE SIMULATOR!11!
Person 2: bro you should play it
Person 1: Nevermind, this is a fu- i mean dead game

by fywmblox December 24, 2021

Dude You're a ninja!

The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.

A group of people are talking in a circle.

Person A walks behind everyone.

Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-

Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!

by Thequestioniswhoareyou February 26, 2011

ninja counter-strike

a hare-brained, living underwater-type adventure planned, usually, by a scatterbrain and that's doomed to fail from the start

if you're a scatterbrain and know it, don't plan a ninja counter-strike on your own

by Sexydimma January 12, 2017

Ninja turtle that ho

the act of busting a nut, blowing a load or skeet skeet skeeting on someones back and then slapping a pillow on that persons back making them look like a turtle skeet superman ninja turtleho

The way she looks at me makes me wanna ninja turtle that ho!

by Special buddies March 25, 2008

Epic Ninja Gangsta

In other words, Stefanie and Katherine. Two amazing, beautiful, smart, and sexy girls. That everyone wishes they were.

A: I'm going to try to be an Epic Ninja Gangsta.
B: Good luck, only Stefanie and Katherine can pull that off.

by KittyKat7 October 21, 2010