New England Man Chowder 

Semen that is very creamy and white, much like new England style clam chowder. Much different than manhattan man chowder which is less creamy jizz that is bloody.

dude, tonight I'm gonna give that bitch ass cunt a taste of my new England man chowder... If she likes it maybe I'll give her a bowl or facefull

New England Man Chowder by changus emangus March 9, 2008

New Hampshire Piledriver 

Two guys are going at it hard, and one of them blows they're load into the other guys ass and mixes it with quick dry cement, then fucks it in deeper and deeper and finally the guy shits it out onto the other guys chest. Later this will be made into a new but plug.

Last night Josh and Christian did the New Hampshire Piledriver, they ended up in the ER

New Hampshire Piledriver by LongRodVonHugenDong69 November 3, 2013

new best friend

also see new favorite person / new favourite person

term of acceptance coming after someone has praised the works or acts of the author or speaker.

Great Idea! I'll get to work on it right away!


You, sir, are my new favourite peson.

new best friend by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

New Years peeve 

Anything related to irksome New Year
celebratory antics .

Look the fountains all been boarded up !.
Yep - Thats a real New Years peeve ! .

New Years peeve by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

New Methminster 

The nickname given by disdainful residents to New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada, due to the fact that there are so many freaking meth addicts in that city.

Person #1: Let's go for a walk in New Westminster and take a look at its wonderful "heritage" sites.

Person #2: Fuck no, I'm never going back to New Methminster...I remember last time, when I got hit over the head with a crow bar by someone high on meth.

New Methminster by A. Spinnet April 8, 2010

New England Steam Drifter

When a girl is sitting upright and their partner then proceeds to poop on their chest below the neck and the poop drfits down between the breasts, to the naval, and then down the happy trail.

Karen: Ew, what is that on your chest?
Shelly: Just the remanence from the amazing New England Steam Drifter Stan gave me last night.
Karen: Aw that smells awful!

New England Steam Drifter by McBoogerballs April 15, 2010

New Fashion

The guy jacks off and shoots his cum straight up in the air, He opens his asscheeks and catches the cum on the way down.

"Hey moite, what have you been up to?"
"Just gave myself a New Fashion"

New Fashion by CLingthelion November 4, 2011