by King Leonitis April 30, 2010
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Noun (Pejorative): A person, typically a man, who performs hypermasculine traits, mannerisms, or actions with the intent of impressing or intimidating, but are instead perceived as arrogant or an attempt at hiding an insecurity.
Marlboro Men will often act stoic and unyielding in inappropriate situations that generally end with an unfavorable outcome. They will also rarely acknowledge their negative situation, often opting to present as indifferent to it.
Their performance is meant to emulate the "though guy" archetype.
Marlboro Men will often act stoic and unyielding in inappropriate situations that generally end with an unfavorable outcome. They will also rarely acknowledge their negative situation, often opting to present as indifferent to it.
Their performance is meant to emulate the "though guy" archetype.
Brett, quit acting like a Marlboro Man, nobody is scared of you and you're not tough.
If Tod hadn't acted like a Marlboro Man and mouthed off at the bar he probably wouldn't have gotten punched in the jaw.
There was a semi merging onto the highway, but Johnny thought he was a Marlboro Man and didn't have to move for anyone. Long story short, his truck is totaled.
If Tod hadn't acted like a Marlboro Man and mouthed off at the bar he probably wouldn't have gotten punched in the jaw.
There was a semi merging onto the highway, but Johnny thought he was a Marlboro Man and didn't have to move for anyone. Long story short, his truck is totaled.
by BonemanJones September 20, 2022
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He was here before it all, and when the night claims this world and all those like it he will remain. Beyond hope, beyond fear, beyond the blustering facade that you, in your misguided youth, call reality.
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He was here before it all, and when the night claims this world and all those like it he will remain. Beyond hope, beyond fear, beyond the blustering facade that you, in your misguided youth, call reality.
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Hey, did you see the game last night?
Yeah, it was really///eally|| no he's ::::::: HERE PLEASE NO the the scarrow man has come.
Yeah, it was really///eally|| no he's ::::::: HERE PLEASE NO the the scarrow man has come.
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Noob 1: Oh shit! I just got 4 shotted by The Baggie Man
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...
by Shreyas Girme December 25, 2011
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