blackness monster

a black guy's dick.8 inches or bigger

tron's blackness monster ripped my guts up last night.

by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

hose monster

A well-endowed man with an ample amount of sexual prowess.

Dan banged seven different girls in one night. What a hose monster!

by perf August 27, 2003

cock monster

Someone that is so cocky and thinks they are so great, but cocky just doesn't cut it. They are a monster.

That guy think's he's so great, he's such a Cock Monster.

by MissMila September 14, 2006

monster

alien abduction - an alien abducted by earthlings, rather than the other way round ( an earthling abducted by aliens )

" my neice Isabel has just given birth to a monster - she has performed an alien abduction "

by bluescreenbastard October 11, 2005

lag monster

A car whos turbo charger is sooo big and is pushing out soo much boost, takes off at a set of lights for a race and only after the vehicle has passed through the intersection does it accually accelerate at a rapid rate of speed. Usual out comes are un-controlable sliding and wheel spin.

When Allan was challenged by a pussy whipped Nissan at a set of lights in his RX7, the nissan driver thought he had an easy win when he was first through the intersection until the Lag Monster of Allans flew past him Once he hit 4400rpm!!!

by Jotg September 24, 2008

cookie monster

A scary ass looking dyke who's liable to tear apart her fine ass lookin' girlfriend's sweet sweet candy hole.

Look at that cookie monster over there with that fine assed lookin' bitch.

by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

green eyed monster

A term used to describe jealousy.
origin is from Othello

Jan was bitten by the green eyed monster when she saw Jill with David.

by Brian M White December 24, 2007