Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.

1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!

by Recudorp October 22, 2013

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Florescent Light

When a firefly enters a male urethra, which causes it to glow and light the night alight; A variation on sounding.

Richard had a great florescent light last night.

by Coldstone69er June 28, 2023

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Idiot light

A lighted indicator on your car's dashboard that appears when you are getting dangerously low on fuel. It is a little red dot that lights up next to the E on your gas gauge. Where it lights up on the dashboard, the amount of gas that is left in your gas tank, and how far you can drive before running out of gas is different for each car make/model. It is called an idiot light because you are an idiot if you don't get more gas, or you're an idiot for letting your gas go so low.

Oh no, my idiot light just came on. I have just enough gas to get to my destination, but I'll have to get gas on the way home.

by Kitkaunitiger June 7, 2018

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