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Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom
i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022
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human npc

People that behave like an npc.
Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"
by Međed November 3, 2022
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humanosaurus

Something that is so big its humanosaurus, huge - ausaurus.

USE THIS WORD ONLY IF YOURE COOL - NO LAME PEOPLE ALLOWED.

(invented by Mar and Tay)
Wow that thang is humanosaurus I can't even see the top of it.
by mar and tay November 10, 2022
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Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.
by Zay_Man November 19, 2022
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Human

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
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human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)
Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.
by ..diehard November 30, 2022
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Humans of Nature

A description of students who have given up on everything, particularly when living in the midlands.
"I guess we're all just humans of nature."
by getwickywith it December 2, 2022
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